the bat she tells you not to worry about

The torpedo bat is JUST HER FRIEND. Why do you have to get all insecure about it?

This product was designed by the Jomboy Media team, and is printed in the USA with fade-resistant inks on a premium Comfort Colors shirt.

All US orders (except gift cards) can be returned for store credit. You've got 30 days from purchase to send it back. To be eligible, the item needs to be unworn, unused, and in original condition—no exceptions. Note that orders to destinations outside the United States are final sale.

Start a Return

Hit up our Happy Returns portal and follow the steps. Easy.

Don’t use the portal for:

• Damaged or wrong items? Email us at store@jomboymedia.com. We’ll jump in and fix it. If needed, we can refund your card.
• Gift cards? These are non-returnable. Questions? Shoot us a message.