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Andrew McCutchen, austin romine, David Robertson, Dellin Betances, Didi Gregorius, Giancarlo Stanton, Gleyber Torres, johnny pinstripes, lance lynn, Yankees, Zach Britton -

In case you're a little confused by my title, Coffeeland = Seattle. But you guys should get that reference, right? Ya know, Starbucks? Founded in Seattle...former home of the Seattle that drafted Kevin Durant...Kevin Durant hates on "blog boys" like me and he also has a bunch of burner accounts... Huh? How the hell did I start talking about Kevin Durant in the beginning of a Yankees recap? Honestly, I'm not so sure, and, frankly, I'm a little confused.  Those 60 seconds ago feel like an absolute blur. And I promise, I am 100% sober right now. Anyways, we...

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Andrew McCutchen, David Robertson, Gleyber Torres, johnny pinstripes, Masahiro Tanaka, Yankees -

Ahhh. There's nothing better than a nice, simple Yankees victory. No stress. No issues. Just a SUPER dominant pitching performance, a couple of dingers, and bing, bang, boom: easy victory! Combine that with a few victory beers, and it was a pretty solid night overall!  Let's first talk about MASA.  Masa was more dominant than Happy Gilmore in his miraculous comeback against Shooter McGavin - you guys remember that? All time sports moment. All time. But, back to Tanaka...this was arguably his best start ever: 8 IP, 3 hits, 0 runs, 0 walks, 10 Ks. Holy shit. WHAT. A. BEAST. It...

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aaron hicks, Adeiny Hechavarria, Andrew McCutchen, Brett Gardner, David Robertson, Dellin Betances, JA happ, johnny pinstripes, luke voit, Yankees, Zach Britton -

NOTE FROM ME, JOHNNY *This is a happy recap...the next recap? Ehh, not so much. That is all.* Wow. What a game. Emotions were front and center during this one. And I HATE emotions.  Maybe that's the reason I've subconsciously sabotaged every meaningful relationship I've had. I'm sorry, Brittney, Lindsay, and Sarah...(psst, I made those names up..or did I?).  But for real, this game SUCKED for the first 6 innings. JA "Peanut Butter" Happ was pitching an absolute gem. For those of you new to these recaps, I started to refer to Happ as "peanut butter" because he is dependable and...

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AJ Cole, Andrew McCutchen, CC Sabathia, Chad Green, Johnny Lasagna, johnny pinstripes, luke voit, Yankees -

Losing is not fun. But you already knew that... It's depressing and frustrating and it makes me want to punch things. A lot of things.  In recent years, our boys haven't had very good luck when journeying to the West Coast of our country.  Why is this? Well, there could be numerous possibilities, honestly. Let's think. Whenever I've flown to California before, I usually get way too hyped by listening to a lot of West Coast rappers, namely 2Pac, Snoop Dogg, and NWA.  Now, don't get me wrong. This music is AWESOME. But, contrary to popular belief, it is actually possible...

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Aaron Judge, Adeiny Hechavarria, Andrew McCutchen, Big Baby David, Brett Gardner, chance adams, Johnny Lasagna, Jonathan Loaisiga, Justus Sheffield, luis cessa, New York Yankees, September Call Ups, Stephen Tarpley, Tyler Wade -

The Yanks have made a lot of changes to the roster complexion recently, huh? They made a couple of trades, guys are getting healthy, and, of course, there are oodles of guys called up to the big league roster as minor league seasons are ending and the rosters have expanded to 40 in the MLB level. Pretty silly that they’re allowed to just do that, but they are! Let’s talk about who these new guys are. Andrew McCutchen You know Andrew McCutchen. You like Andrew McCutchen. My full thoughts on the trade for Cutch can be found here, but the...

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