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2018 ALDS, aaron boone, austin romine, Chad Green, Didi Gregorius, johnny pinstripes, Jonathan Holder, lance lynn, Luis Severino, New York Yankees, Stephen Tarpley -

I have no words. Literally. Okay, not literally... I'm a world-class blog boy - I can always conjure up a pretty decent blog. Even when I'm disgusted and frustrated by the events I am covering. And last night definitely falls under that category. Holy shit. What the FUCK was that game last night??? I don't even know where to begin.  I was in the Bronx yesterday, watching the game from Stan's. For those who aren't familar, Stan's is a bar across the street from Yankee Stadium, known for being the greatest Yankee bar in the world. Anyone who are wrong. The...

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2018 ALDS, Aaron Judge, Aroldis Chapman, Dellin Betances, Gary Sanchez, Giancarlo Stanton, johnny pinstripes, Masahiro Tanaka, New York Yankees, Zach Britton -

OKAY! Now that is what I call a dub!  Coming off that super frustrating loss on Friday night, our squad rebounded in a big way. Instead of wallowing in sadness and alcohol (which I might have done, but I'm not admitting to anything), how did they respond? By KICKING the shit out of Boston on Saturday night! It all started off, right away, when Mr. Aaron Judge decided to launch a goddamn moonshot into the stratosphere.     #ALLRISE - Aaron Judge with a titanic blast to give the #Yankees a quick 1-0 lead! 📷: @TBSNetwork — YES Network (@YESNetwork) October...

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2018 ALDS, Aaron Judge, Chad Green, David Robertson, JA happ, johnny pinstripes, lance lynn, luke voit, New York Yankees, Zach Britton -

*Note: Recaps of Games 1 and 2 are being written back-to-back. My thoughts have been compiled, yet they are a jumbled mess. That is all* RIVALRY. RENEWED. For the first time since that series in 2004 that I have since erased from my brain (I wish...), we are facing off against the fucking Red Sox in the playoffs. Albeit, this is the ALDS, not the Championship Series. Regardless, this is no laughing matter. This is no time for my dependable and quality jokes that you readers have come to expect from time.... Just kidding. There is always time for a well...

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aaron hicks, Aaron Judge, Aroldis Chapman, David Robertson, Dellin Betances, Giancarlo Stanton, johnny pinstripes, Luis Severino, luke voit, New York Yankees, Wild Card Game, Zach Britton -

WILD CARD WIN, BABY. That is how we fucking do it! WOOOO. I've had a full day to gather my thoughts after Wednesday's victory... But, trust me, I was riding high after that victory. I was so prepared to finally bodycheck that stupid DJ. But this would have been a happy bodychecking. If we lost, I still could have bodychecked that very same DJ... HOWEVER (yes, Stephen A. voice), that check would have been filled with anger, frustration, and rage. But I digress... I'm going to be honest with all you guys. Leading up to that game was easily one...

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Johnny Lasagna, johnny pinstripes, luis cessa, luke voit, Yankees -

Yawn. *Insert Yawn gif too* ^Yes, I put that direction in on purpose We lost the last game of the regular season by a score of 10-2... Who fucking cares? This game LITERALLY meant nothing. We already locked up home field for the Wild Card Game. We already reached 100 wins. And, even though it isn't important to the playoff run, we already broke all the records we were trying to break. This game was all about making sure none of our superstars got some terrible injury that could jeopardize our playoff push and send all of us Yankee fans into...

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